Friday, January 26, 2007

Bill Crowell w6wbj, Same Old Song!

If I have heard it once, I have heard it ad nausea, as I am sure you have also! How Bill has been so mistreated by women. How women are only out for his money. On and on he goes for minutes and minutes, the same old song. And each time he falls into this tirade, he acts like it’s news to all of us. Aren’t you tired of it? I sure am!

Not that I don’t think that he perceives his experience with women in that manner, because I do. I am a believer! I have no doubt that Bill w6wbj, is a class A tightwad and has been financially abused by the women in his life.

Though it does surprise me in some ways because isn’t Bill a member of the California Bar? A practicing attorney? Therefore he has heard of pre-nuptial agreements, yes? So how can we completely believe his sob stories?

In actuality, he probably took some woman out to dinner one night, (the eatery of ‘his’ choice, of course) picked up the tab, and she didn’t hop into bed with him! That is probably the REAL extent of his female financial woes.

Then too, is the fact that Bill has ‘chosen’ every woman he’s become involved with. So if he’s come up against female financial sharks, it’s because he’s set himself up to do so by the very act of choosing to be involved with this type of woman. If he has actually MARRIED one of these, without a pre-nuptial, a background check, and an engagement of at least a year, he has gotten what he’s asked for! And if he’s done it more than once, well...

Finally, why does Bill think he would attract a decent, moral, upstanding, interesting, non-self absorbed woman? Add to that, he wants a slim, working, good-looking woman. If that is his ‘wish list’, then he is going to have to pay for it, in one way or another. I mean, what does Bill have to offer a woman besides money? I see nothing, and obviously neither does any other woman...

Write some new lyrics for yourself pal; those of us with REAL problems are not only tired of hearing it, but it’s not even entertaining any longer!

5 comments:

barvetta said...

well evvy....i for one find bill attractive. id like to eliminate my dog of a husband and move out o calif and be billys servant. i dig cars, my old man doesnt even know how to check the oil. hes a nerd. i admit it, i married him for his money, and now that ive got conrol of it all, id like to get rid of him. he has enough insurance to set me up good. i could give billy all he would need in more ways than one. wonder if billy knows anyone who could help me out with my problem ? he with his hot valiant and me with my killer 54 buick powered vet could have a ball racing around placerville.

barvetta said...

well evvy....i for one find bill attractive. id like to eliminate my dog of a husband and move out o calif and be billys servant. i dig cars, my old man doesnt even know how to check the oil. hes a nerd. i admit it, i married him for his money, and now that ive got conrol of it all, id like to get rid of him. he has enough insurance to set me up good. i could give billy all he would need in more ways than one. wonder if billy knows anyone who could help me out with my problem ? he with his hot valiant and me with my killer 54 buick powered vet could have a ball racing around placerville.

Bill said...

Sorry to hear about your mood swing, Evvy, and I hope you feel better soon.

Freddie said...

I for one don't mind Bill's talk about women. He provides so much entertainment and that is just part of it. At least Bill's involvement with women didn't involve a wife who supposedly died of an asthma attack, followed by an ecscape to another country with a child bride to avoid the authorities. Compared to Art Bell, Bill is a god. Perhaps his experience with women is more a statement of the way most women are, rather than any fault of the way he chooses them.

Bill said...

Evvy, I have given more thought to your opinions, and am ashamed to admit that my first reaction to your statements was feelings of rejection and insecurity. However, the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I was wrong to react that way, and that you and I are really in total agreement on this subject. You are correct: women just don't want what I have to offer. I can, and am willing to, offer them a hardworking, professional guy with an excellent education and a broad range of knowledge; many well-developed skills and talents; a desire to provide real companionship; witty and intelligent conversation; a beautiful home on a lovely, large parcel in the country; good looks; and a hot, fit, muscular body with the physical stamina to screw all night long. But, of course, women don't want any of that; indeed, just the opposite: they are emotionally threatened and resentful of a guy who's so accomplished, and has his act so together. All women care about is a guy's money, and whether he's willing to let her control it, or at least spend a whole bunch of it on her; and as far as she's concerned, she'd like the guy to be as dumb, desperate and untogether as possible, so she can feel superior to him and run her money games on him more easily. The problem is, I learned a long time ago that, once you start playing this "money game" with a woman, you can never earn enough to please her and you can never spend enough money on her. She's always going to want more and more. That's why men typically work themselves to death trying to please their women, and die of a heart attack at age 57, while their wives inherit their estate and live to on to age 92. And when a guy finally comes to the realization that his woman is just using him for his money, and starts to resist spending all of it on her, she becomes extremely angry, resentful and disparaging toward him. So, since I don't want any part of that, you are right: I have nothing that would interest a woman.

 

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