Thursday, July 24, 2008

First Annual NAMBPIG Convention










The First Annual NAMBPIG Convention occurred last week in Nevada. This first year’s attendees were Airyn & Art Bell w6obb, and Cherry & Ben Gardner kd7bcw. Apparently, Sharon & Carl Richardson kb5fjx, either were not invited or artie was not willing to foot the bill for more attendees. (Also on hand, still riding on artie’s coat tails was Scott Barris k7mix.)

There were two basic venues, Pahrump and Las Vegas.

In Pahrump, the events included:
-The ‘look what I have and you don’t’ with artie winning by miles.
-Another event was Ben getting on the LittlePeeps Network, using artie’s radio equipment, in which Ben was the winner, at least by LittlePeeps standards.
-Then there was the ‘gracious’ event, in which Ben had to perform various forms of ‘thank yous’, for his wife, for the trip to Pahrump (strange that artie never paid for Ben to visit before, and of course, Ben never had the funds for such a trip being on SSD and living with his mother), and artie had to graciously accept. Equal winners here.
-Perhaps in the Pahrump venue, there might have been the bedroom ‘swapping’ event (as artie has a rumored reputation for this).

In Las Vegas, the events included:
-The tourist event, seeing a show, and having dinner with Scotty.
-A side event was the children riding amusement rides with artie

Throughout all venues, the kids, Airyn & Cherry were able to visit extensively; surely comparing notes on the problems of being married to an old man, their new roles in life, and the demands now required of them (Adult Pampers, Diabetic Diets, Viagra, and sex, sex, sex!).


It will be interesting to see what ‘events’ next year’s convention will bring! (Which is almost as much fun as a ‘Lord of the Loop’ gathering.) Perhaps more NAMBPIG’s will be in attendance.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I could not help but notice Ben has put on some honeymoon weight. As far as sex, sex, sex, I would be more inclinded to say, NO SEX, but tons 'wait on me hand and foot', and 'look at my trophy wife.'
Whatever became of w7ru's trophy wife.
Ellie May

Edward Haskell, Esq. said...

"...surely comparing notes on the problems of being married to an old man, their new roles in life, and the demands now required of them (Adult Pampers, Diabetic Diets, Viagra, and sex, sex, sex!)..."

Oh, Evvy, you've really outdone yourself this time. I can't stop laughing, milk is running out of my nose!

I tip my San Miguel and half-eaten chaw of balut to all them thong-wearin' PI girls, in pink. Yee-haw!!

Billy said...

Of course, Art has no idea of what people think when they see an old, old fat guy like him with those young women. Did you see the rolls of fat under his tee-shirt? Ham ha, ha! And he claims he exercises every day. Maybe by trying, but failing, to push himself away from the dinner table?

I'm sure he invalidates any such criticism by claiming that the critics are just jealous. It must be nice to be so deluded that you never have to listen to anyone telling you what an asshole you are. Jeez, if the guy wants to try to look young, why does he keep using black shoe polish to dye his hair? As he keeps telling us, Art has lots of money, so why doesn't he spend some of it on a hair stylist, some plastic surgery and liposuction.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Art was being a nice host to Ben and his new wife. It's Art's business and money to do whatever Art wants to do. Maybe Art and Ben have been good friends for many years. Ben may have done something nice for Art all these years. None of us know. Art maybe sometimes a narcississtic person, but sometimes I think he has a well meaning desire to help some people out. How dare you judge people?

Anonymous said...

Yes, I agree. Art was allowing Airyn & Cherry to visit each other. Now I wonder if Ben will be able to bring forth more children in the world for Social Security to support. Or could he have become steril with the diabetic problems. Do you think Art will be able to help him out in procreation to? Do you really think either of them can get it up? I don't. Viagra or not. Guess time will tell
Worth the weight. hee hee
Ellie Mae

Sigmund Freud said...

Billy,
People who live in glass houses should not cast stones.
Good that your Mother holds deed to the house you live in.

Anonymous said...

You're all a bunch of pathetic, jealous, small minded idiots. Why don't you all get lives of your own and stop all the soap opera condeming crap that you spew out day after day. Crap, enough is enough!

r. f. burns said...

Because inquiring minds want to know Art! Inquiring minds want to know... And also because it's fun.

Ben Dover said...

You're all a bunch of pathetic, jealous, small minded idiots. Why don't you all get lives of your own and stop all the soap opera condeming crap that you spew out day after day. Crap, enough is enough!

Agreed. Old-fart hams holed up in remote desert shacks have a right to a PI girl in their sunset years. Years ago, before Viagra, all that was available was Geritol. Have you ever tasted that stuff? With this new chemistry, the most socially inept can compete with men have their age. You've got to have game, son. When was the last time you "got some"?

Billy said...

Evvy, I had always thought that Art paid for Ben's trip to Manila to get Cherry, but yesterday my friend Rich Bassett, NE6W, insisted that Ben's mommy paid for it instead. Have you been able to confirm which of the two stories is true? (One of them MUST be true, since that loser Kd7BCW could never afford to pay for such a trip himself.)

Anonymous said...

Evvy the bigger question is will Art will pay for BNQ to fly to the PI and get a boy-toy. Yes, that is the larger question, no pun intended Bill.

Anonymous said...

Who were those children Art was groping? Did he give money to a charity or something?

Billy said...

Art is going to send ME to Manila before he sends 'BNQ!

And yes, I do believe that if Ben and Cherry have children, they would be entitled to Social Security Dependents' Benefits. So there is absolutely no reason why they should not go ahead and have many children. After all, I know how much Ben likes kids.

 

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