Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Karen Jackson's 'Gift'

Karen Jackson, owner of KNYE Radio, (The Big Voice of the Valley), recently sent me a 'gift'. It is now available for bidding on eBay!

Art Bell's Personal Possessions


Billy said...

Sorry, Evvy, but I don't understand. The contents of the box are so small. How can they possibly be the remains of the cats? Please explain.

Edward Haskell, Esq. said...

I agree with my esteemed colleague from Diamond Springs. For all we know, Art Bell has merely emptied a favorite ash tray.

The contents of the box need to be submitted to a forensics lab right away. This will conclusively rule out the case of the missing pussy.


Anonymous said...

I don't believe it. It must be a hoax, and in very poor taste I might add.

Anonymous said...

It's probably Ramona

Anonymous said...

Looks like Art had a face lift. He looks like Roy Orbison now.

Edward Haskell, Esq. said...

Yes -- it's a modified Orbison / Leonard Nimoy thing. Doesn't look a day over 70.

Anonymous said...

HI HI HI, Edward Haskell, You got that right!

Anonymous said...

It's called the "Nibison". Cosmetics R Us is running a special on it. Guaranteed to make you look like no other human on the planet.

Big A$$ Rettysnitch said...

If that box had never been opened, then it most certainly would have been Schrödinger's cat, not Art's.

Google it!

Tell you right now.


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