Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes

A brief 'wrap up' if you will, of some recent changes:

- Few, if any pics have been changed on www.hamcams.com by Paul Bowman w7mag.

- Ditto www.elitehams.net add to that Jim Southwick's n7js, pic slot is empty, is that temp or permanent? (quick, everyone, go put the theme of 'A Summer Place' on your web site!). Give us a break - take the site DOWN. Are we having fun yet, scotty???

-http://www.radiowingnuts.com/ by Steve Wingate k6txh, has some EXCELLENT new pics up, most hysterically funny, I might add. (Hey, SteveO, hope your neighbor is not just going on a vacation!). And there's no fecal material anywhere in sight!

-The brand new http://www.hamminitup.net/ Little Peeps page, by Terry kb5b, which actually had some non x-rated potential, has more or less closed by posting this message:

***NEWS FLASH ***
Well, the web site lasted two weeks. I was able to withstand fat jokes, religious concerns, etc. etc. but when my "LOYALITY" was questioned because I had a link to Hamfanz website came up in an email. That is enough, as always I treated everyone with the same respect I would like to receive. I don't dislike someone because they don't like some other of my friends. For crying out loud people, grow up..... if we all didn't talk to people that the others dislike we would not be talking to anyone....
Therefore and henceforth, the website is discontinued as it is known now

Terry didn't even get a chance before they piled on him. Sad to say, but there are many of us who could have told him what to expect...

- The LittlePeeps Log http://members.cox.net/kn6z/littlepeoplelog.htm by Glen Thurman kn6z, now has a 'slot' labeled "k6uey Orv’s pre-need slot." Good luck on THAT...

- The Pahrump Receiver. Getting reports that all anyone ever gets is band noise. Did artie leave someone in 'control' or not, and who is it?

-And yes, artie is off to the PI AGAIN, leaving 'susie' behind with his laptop, to try to bait the HamFanz Chatters. And no, no one seems to be missing him on Ham Radio, except perhaps Jim Watkins ki6gu, and Scotty k7mix, and I sure haven't asked them personally...

-The scat on scotty k7mix, is that he is scrambling to keep his job and his house. (All at once now, say: 'ohhhhhhh poor scotty').

- The behind the scenes question (among many!) regarding Ben Gardner kd7bcw, and his new wife Cherry is just HOW much did his MOM have to fork out for her son's new 'toy'???

Just a bunch of 'little stuff' folks, not one of which is big enough for a full blown HamFanz Grudge Report, but as we all know, "inquiring minds," etc.

First Annual NAMBPIG Convention

The First Annual NAMBPIG Convention occurred last week in Nevada. This first year’s attendees were Airyn & Art Bell w6obb, and Cherry & Ben Gardner kd7bcw. Apparently, Sharon & Carl Richardson kb5fjx, either were not invited or artie was not willing to foot the bill for more attendees. (Also on hand, still riding on artie’s coat tails was Scott Barris k7mix.)

There were two basic venues, Pahrump and Las Vegas.

In Pahrump, the events included:
-The ‘look what I have and you don’t’ with artie winning by miles.
-Another event was Ben getting on the LittlePeeps Network, using artie’s radio equipment, in which Ben was the winner, at least by LittlePeeps standards.
-Then there was the ‘gracious’ event, in which Ben had to perform various forms of ‘thank yous’, for his wife, for the trip to Pahrump (strange that artie never paid for Ben to visit before, and of course, Ben never had the funds for such a trip being on SSD and living with his mother), and artie had to graciously accept. Equal winners here.
-Perhaps in the Pahrump venue, there might have been the bedroom ‘swapping’ event (as artie has a rumored reputation for this).

In Las Vegas, the events included:
-The tourist event, seeing a show, and having dinner with Scotty.
-A side event was the children riding amusement rides with artie

Throughout all venues, the kids, Airyn & Cherry were able to visit extensively; surely comparing notes on the problems of being married to an old man, their new roles in life, and the demands now required of them (Adult Pampers, Diabetic Diets, Viagra, and sex, sex, sex!).

It will be interesting to see what ‘events’ next year’s convention will bring! (Which is almost as much fun as a ‘Lord of the Loop’ gathering.) Perhaps more NAMBPIG’s will be in attendance.

Mrs. Ben Gardner (Cherry) kd7bcw, has arrived in the US

To cook in Ben’s mom’s kitchen, and sleep in Ben’s bed.

So still another NAMBPIG union has been ‘consummated’ with her arrival. And still one more immigrate has breached our shores (legal or not), as if we needed more people here.

One cannot help but wonder how Ben’s mom REALLY likes sharing her house and kitchen with another woman. I guess the women in Ben’s disability funded life, just have to ‘grin and share it’. Or perhaps Ben’s mother will come to her senses and kick the freeloaders out.

BTW, will the new Mrs. Gardner be eligible for 'spouse' disability payments? Or 'daughter-in-law' SS benefits???

It would seem that all the NAMBPIGs have gone to great trouble to ‘spruce up’ for these foreign, paid for, brides; weight loss, smoking cessation, spiffing up the house, removal of facial hair, etc. One cannot help but wonder if they had done this earlier, if they might not have found American women that would have been interested. Of course, this would probably not include twenty something’s as these are STILL old men, but suitable REAL American women. Women, not foreign, just out of their teens females, blackmailed by their terrible poverty into a marriage in order to escape. A marriage in which they will have to ‘pretend’ love and desire, every second of every day, till the old man dies and they can inherit.

Do thoughts every cross your minds of how these young women must cringe emotionally each time one of these old goats calls her ‘honey’, or possessively (and their relationship IS one of ownership) runs their hand up a young thigh? It makes me nauseous…

These imported women are physically not locked into secret basement compounds, but they are just as imprisoned by old men who ‘say’ (and have perhpaps even talked themselves into believing) they love them, when what they really mean is they are proud to now own their own ‘sex object’. And their only options are go back to abject poverty, escape their ‘importers’, or pretend, even to themselves, that all is just fine…

Welcome to the ‘game’, Cherry. But then, you may already know how it’s played.

SOME of last night’s LittlePeeps festivities celebrating this abomination (with many of Ben’s Ham peers, socially lying with their ‘congrats’) recordings will be posted on the Secret Page soon, if you have not yet heard them and have the password.

Elites, Crashed and Burned

(The above pic was posted by swl 'Michael' on the EliteHams.com last week.)

Well, that did not take long did it? The Elites have not been heard on-air (together), on their usual frequency, for a couple of weeks now.

Due to a schism between Jim Watkins ki6gu and Scott Barris k7mix (the new artie ‘go to’ boy), there are now only 2.5 remaining Elites: Art Bell w6obb, Scotty k7mix, and the half Elite, Ben Gardner kd7bcw (whose heart is really with the LittlePeeps – but jeeze, artie DID paid for his wife).

The schism between Jim and Scotty was predicted weeks before it happened by all the ‘behind the scenes’ folks. It was a given, no surprise; so much so, that one can’t help wondering if artie set it up that way?

But the crash of the Elites does present some dilemmas.

What about their web site? The Elites boast that 111 folks have signed up for their chat. What in the world do the chatters talk about if there are no Elites on air?

What about the ‘phone patch’, which their web site still promotes? Have you heard a phone patch lately? I sure have not! (In the ‘spirit’ of prior, smug on air challenges for me to call in, talk to the Elites, I formally invite the Elites to come here, using their REAL NAMES, and post their views of this event, and unlike what they undoubtedly planned for me, I won’t even ‘bait’ them! Other than to say, The HamFanz site and The HamFanz Grudge Report has certainly lasted longer than a few weeks!

I have to admit, I miss listening to them, ALL of them. I especially miss listening to them as they were a couple of years ago, when artie’s worshipers numbered in the dozens, and the band (3840 then) sizzled with hams and interesting conversations. Of course, that was pre Airyn Bell. (artie, has anyone mentioned that you cannot have it all?)

Other than leaving all the Elite ‘fans’ in the lurch ONCE AGAIN, there is a funny side to all of this. That funny side is hearing artie intrude on other on-air groups, usually with Scotty in tow, trying to find worshipers to convert. My guess would be that Jim ki6gu is ‘sitting’ on 3720, and artie and Scotty cannot go back there without doing a LOT of knee bending.

Artie is obviously looking for a place to take over and call home. Yes, artie is indeed looking for a home, in all kinds of ways!

Since artie, in recent months, is making enemies (Greg w6ezv, Jim ki6gu) of Elites faster than he can find replacements, perhaps he should just move to the PI’s and stay there. He has about run out of people here… (Note that I say ‘people’ and not friends, because artie does not know how to be a ‘friend’.)

More NAMPIG Probs?

It has been over a year now since Ben Gardner kd7bcw, traveled half the world to marry a YOUNG, (younger than his oldest daughter) poverty stricken, woman he had never met.

The ‘Honeymoon’ is over. They are not now ‘newlyweds’ any longer.

Yet she, Cherry Gardner, has not yet been able to access the United States. Unlike Art Bell w6obb, who was able to get his girl toy here in a few months (he probably greased many ‘needy’ palms), Ben is still waiting for his toy to arrive.

Carl Richardson kb5fjx, only had to wait a few months longer than artie did to get his woman imported. But this couple actually had a long online courtship, and probably did much of the 'footwork' along the way.

Recently, on the Little Peeps, Ben has been optimistic; hoping that all the necessary immigration paperwork for Cherry would be completed by May 21 (listen to the audio clip-available only for a few days). But, that does not seem to be the case, as she is not here.

Is there a problem? What happens if Ben ends up married to a PI woman, who, for whatever reason, cannot gain entry to the United States?

Will Ben move to the PI to live with his legal (leaving his mother, her house, & probably his SSI benefits here) wife? Will there be a ‘divorce’ (I do not think there IS such a thing in the Philippines!). Would the marriage automatically be annulled? Will Ben go back to the ‘Philippine woman catalog’ and select another item?

The thing about ‘toys’ is, they break, do not operate as expected, their colors fade, you tire of them, and eventually, they become so boring they are put in the back of the closet or given to someone else.

Ben may have a long wait to even start playing with his new toy…

http://www.hamfanz.com/Audio/Grudge/Clips.html

Ben Gardner kd7bcw, Wishful Thinking, or Reality?

Is the posting of this picture on www.hamcams.com reflecting how Ben feels about women in general? Or about his new bride, Cherry? Or about all the recent brides ‘purchased’ and imported by the Hams? My guess would be that it’s ‘all of the above’.

Is Ben happy that he now has a S.L.U.T. of his own to ride? (Thanks to artie’s w6obb, generosity.) Or he will soon, and wishes it were even sooner?

Either way, the posting of this pic reveals much about Ben Gardner kd7bcw. Not that many of us did not know it anyway...